curls440 (3:24:29 AM): question
curls440 (3:24:31 AM): what is god
curls440 (3:24:32 AM): answer
curls440 (3:24:33 AM): wrong
curls440 (3:24:36 AM): question
curls440 (3:24:40 AM): what are human beings
curls440 (3:24:42 AM): answer
curls440 (3:24:50 AM): greedy stupid
curls440 (3:24:54 AM): stupid greedy
curls440 (3:28:36 AM): see
curls440 (3:28:39 AM): the thing about questions
curls440 (3:28:51 AM): is that we answer them with number two pencils
curls440 (3:28:53 AM): in other words
curls440 (3:28:54 AM): shit
curls440 (3:29:11 AM): what we really need
EliotDubois (3:29:13 AM): MIKE????
curls440 (3:29:19 AM): is some sort of calculator
EliotDubois (3:29:19 AM): TIME PARADOX
curls440 (3:29:21 AM): that says:
EliotDubois (3:29:23 AM): MIKE IS DEAD
curls440 (3:29:30 AM): "STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING HUMAN"
curls440 (3:29:50 AM): http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=7591
curls440 (3:30:09 AM): darwin was almost one of the most harmful books of the past two centuries, eliot
curls440 (3:30:13 AM): DARWIN
curls440 (3:30:21 AM): nitzche made the list
curls440 (3:30:26 AM): along with Kinsey
curls440 (3:30:42 AM): and feminism
curls440 (3:30:48 AM): because those people are idiots
curls440 (3:30:50 AM): they don't have stock
curls440 (3:31:15 AM): they don't like to crucify the poor
curls440 (3:31:24 AM): they don't like to exterminate minorities
EliotDubois (3:32:08 AM): what about the bible, its got ten times the age, and at least ten times as much wanton destruction
curls440 (3:32:17 AM): SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
curls440 (3:32:21 AM): THEY DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF TALK
curls440 (3:32:25 AM): THE BIBLE IS ALL GOOD, ELIOT
curls440 (3:32:47 AM): IGNORE THE PARTS WHERE GOD ORDERS SOME ONE TO KILL HIS SON, OR WIPES OUT JOB'S FAMILY, OR DESTROYS HUMANITY AGAIN AND AGAIN
EliotDubois (3:33:27 AM): Screw the actual bible, think of all the killing that went on in the name of god
EliotDubois (3:33:41 AM): christians killing other christians for not being christian enough.
curls440 (3:33:43 AM): yeah, but they were only muslims
curls440 (3:33:47 AM): fucking towel heads
curls440 (3:33:50 AM): what do they know?
curls440 (3:33:53 AM): besides geometry
curls440 (3:33:56 AM): and the like
curls440 (3:34:39 AM): want another fun link?
curls440 (3:35:01 AM): http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050526/NEWS01/505260481
EliotDubois (3:35:21 AM): Mike, have you been drinking model glue again?
curls440 (3:35:44 AM): THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHAT'S NORMAL AND RIGHT, ELIOT
curls440 (3:35:59 AM): AND IF THAT INCLUDES BURROWING A RAT THROUGH YOUR FACE, ALL THE BETTER
curls440 (3:37:40 AM): i fear your dual god monitors are making you slower in reponse time, wise eliot san
curls440 (3:37:53 AM): but remember, only sith deal in absolutes
curls440 (3:37:58 AM): ONLY SITHS, eliot
EliotDubois (3:38:04 AM): Don't make me drive down there right now and smack you around, son.
curls440 (3:38:11 AM): i'm thinking that lucas is setting up an alternate trilogy
curls440 (3:38:17 AM): where obiwan is the actual sith lord
curls440 (3:38:27 AM): since he just used an absolute, he must be, right?
curls440 (3:38:42 AM): i mean, it can't be that george is just a idiot, right?
curls440 (3:38:53 AM): i mean, all that neck fat is just extra brain for thinking
EliotDubois (3:39:44 AM): I swear you read too much into it.
curls440 (3:40:12 AM): good LORD did ANYONE look at the script before he took millions of dollars and made his movie?
EliotDubois (3:40:19 AM): what he was trying to get across is that the jedi believe in balance above all else.
EliotDubois (3:40:38 AM): even though they fail at it, and consistantly at that.
curls440 (3:41:01 AM): "and in this scene, Anakin and Padme will prove their love by acting like two hunks of marble positioned in front of a camera"
curls440 (3:41:35 AM): "and here, we'll have a lightsaber fight or something, it doesn't matter, this movie will make millions because IT'S STAR WARS"
curls440 (3:42:53 AM): to be fair, though, anakin looks hot with his shirt off
curls440 (3:43:04 AM): and that's all that matters, right?
curls440 (3:43:11 AM): and padme?
curls440 (3:43:16 AM): millions of fanboys want to fuck her
curls440 (3:43:24 AM): who cares if she can act?
curls440 (3:43:46 AM): throw in some wookies for no good reason and let's call it a movie
EliotDubois (3:43:53 AM): ZE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
curls440 (3:43:58 AM): grugh
curls440 (3:44:08 AM): pissed and drunk on rum and belligerence
EliotDubois (3:44:22 AM): pissed about what exactly?
curls440 (3:44:27 AM): in order?
EliotDubois (3:44:31 AM): sure
curls440 (3:44:33 AM): 1. Existence
curls440 (3:44:43 AM): 2. Everyone who's an idiot
curls440 (3:44:47 AM): 3. Star Wars
curls440 (3:45:05 AM): see, it's funny
curls440 (3:45:11 AM): because i took two abstract
curls440 (3:45:12 AM): s
curls440 (3:45:16 AM): then added star wars
curls440 (3:45:26 AM): laugh now
EliotDubois (3:45:31 AM): YOU DEAL IN ABSOLUTES DARTH FRO!
curls440 (3:45:33 AM): someday they'll tell you you can't
curls440 (3:45:38 AM): that it makes you gay
curls440 (3:45:43 AM): and god knows we don't liek the fags
curls440 (3:45:47 AM): have you read the constitutions?
curls440 (3:46:02 AM): it says, bold print, "THIS DON'T NOT APPLY TO THEM THAR FAGGOTS"
curls440 (3:46:24 AM): i mean, it has to, right?
curls440 (3:46:30 AM): that's what they tell us, anyway
curls440 (3:46:57 AM): you want my rant?
curls440 (3:46:59 AM): or you want humor?
curls440 (3:47:03 AM): i got both going tonight
curls440 (3:47:16 AM): i had a very in depth conversation with alex about mayonaise
curls440 (3:47:24 AM): anyway, here's a proposition
curls440 (3:47:35 AM): hugh grant = captain america
curls440 (3:47:37 AM): think about it
EliotDubois (3:48:28 AM): ...................................